Film Reviews

My wife and I review and rate the films we watch.

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All our reviews and ratings in one place.

16 Aug 20

It's like I solely get to be a saint or a monster. - Luce

7 June 20

Shotgun! Just kidding, don't have one' - Amy

3 May 20

'We'll never do drugs. They destroy lives and communities.' - Max

19 Apr 20

'Only thing more brilliant than inventing something that makes you invisible is not inventing it, but making you think he did.' - Tom Griffin

7 Mar 20

'Mr. Pelle's invited us to an authentic hippie midsummer at his yodeling farm.' - Mark

30 June 19

'If you want peace, prepare for war' - Winston

3 December 18

'Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency!' - Andreyev

12 November 18

'These days, reality is a bummer. Everyone's looking for a way to escape, and that's why Halliday, that's why he was such a hero to us.' - Wade

7 October 18

'Can I have the early bird special?' - Elwood

23 Setember 18

'We're totally gonna have to start wearing masks if we keep dressing this good. People gon' know it's us.' - McKayla

9 Setember 18

'Are you a gardener or a flower? In every relationship, you're either a gardener or a flower. I'm a gardener that wants to be a flower, how fucked up am I?' - LaVona

2 September 18

'The fallout of all your good intentions.' - Solomon

29 July 18

'If anybody asks, we're already fucked.' - Josh

15 July 18

'I promised someone I love very much that I would never go back to being that person... But for you, I'll make an exception.' - Robert

1 July 18

'Say goodbye to my wife. I'll say hello to yours.' - Hunt

23 June 18

'Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!' - Annie

16 June 18

'My mom died a week ago. She was a very private woman and she wasn’t altogether there at the end.' - Annie

9 June 18

'You never loved me. You just loved how much I loved you.' - Mother

28 May 18

'If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig.' - Terence Fletcher

21 May 18

'It's 'Persons of color'-torturing business, these days, if you want to know. And I didn't torture nobody.' - Dixon

5 May 18

'South of OK, north of cancer' - Bradley

21 April 18

'Now I'm going to kill you!' Jamie before flatlining Courtney

12 April 18

'If she's there, I'll get her back.' - Joe